michael william lapp is:
- a production designer
 - an art director
 - a producer
 - a new york city native
 - an experience broker
 - a production coordinator 
 - a brother
 - a project manager
 - a fixer
 - a versed traveler
 - a drummer
 - an uncle to 2 beautiful brats
 - a story teller
 - a crew cheif 
 - a space builder
 - a concert goer
 - a passionate motherfucker
 - a problem solver
 - a dog dad
 - an alumni of circle in the square 
 - a trouble shooter
 - a nightlife economy consultant
 - a safety 1st friends 2nd fellow
 - a matter of fact type
 - an improv actor
 - a stage manager
 - a cook
 - a rigger
 - an early morning guy
 - a night owl
 
michael william lapp is not:
- a real camera man
 - a graphic designer
 - a genius in vocabulary
 - a college graduate
 - a hater
 - a instagram scroller
 - a good grammer person
 - a tech wiz
 - a doctor
 - a slob
 - the person who took the cover photo
 - and so much more